Will is a really good dog. He travels well in the car, sleeps on his bed through the night and, most importantly, ignores our three senior cats.
However, Paul and I know there will be a learning curve for our new pup. It will take him a while to learn our household routines and all the rules associated with them.
Take our early morning schedule as an example.
Paul gets up at 3 a.m. It is a ridiculous time to get up, in my opinion, but there it is. Also, if he wakes up before then, he is sure he cannot get back to sleep. As a proponent of the “growth mindset,” I believe he could train himself to get back to sleep, but I have not yet successfully convinced Paul that this is possible.
So, if Paul wakes up at 2:40, as he did the other day, he does not try to get back to sleep. He gets up. Will, who is quite smart, almost immediately pegged Paul as the Take Out Guy. (I am the Food Lady.) As a result, any time Paul gets up, from his chair in the living room, his seat in the dining room or the bed, Will thinks he, the dog, is also going somewhere.
So Will, too, is up at 2:40.
I tell him he is not going anywhere.
Paul leaves the room. I invite Will on the bed. He lies quietly for 10 minutes or so, until Paul exits the bathroom. As soon as Paul switches on the stairway light, which makes a loud click, Will jumps up.
I tell Will to come back to bed.
Will does. He’s on alert for a few a minutes, then falls asleep. As do I. Until I wake up at 3:30 and decide I need to use the bathroom. Drat. Well, needs must.
I get up. Will gets up. He waits for me at the door. We go back to bed.
I fall back to sleep, but shallowly; it is snowing, and sand trucks are rumbling up and down the street. Will puts his head up occasionally, I sense through my haze of half-slumber, but he doesn’t get up.
Until 4:10. Paul is in the downstairs hallway, cleaning the litter boxes. Will has heard the loud click of the first floor light switch, through the heating vents. He jumps up.
Through all this, I have the Calm app’s “green noise” soundscape playing on my phone. If not for that, I’d be screaming. I’d be saying, “Sleep, sleep, please let me sleep!”
I tell Will to settle down, and he goes to his dog bed. Miraculously, I fall asleep—until Paul switches on the downstairs stairway light at 5:15 a.m.
Will is at the door in an instant, wagging his tail furiously. It’s him— the Take Out Guy!
I prop myself up with a groan and turn on the light.
Wakey-wakey, Food Lady! Let the new day begin.